Shakin' The Keys

Imagine your toddler is headed right for your porn collection. One way to prevent embarrassment is to grab your keys and give them a shake to attract the attention of the toddler and distract him from what would be really embarrassing.

The Right is shakin’ their keys at us. Jingle, jingle – don’t look into those subpoenas – look at the Fairness Doctrine instead. Jingle, jingle – don’t promote “Sicko” look at Paris Hilton instead. Jingle, jingle – don’t listen to Cheney’s critics, a pregnant white girl got killed! Jingle, jingle – highest casualty rate so far in Iraq, ooh look at the shiny, noisy, shaking so called bomb in Piccadilly Circus.

Jingle, jingle . . . .