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Thoughts from a Yellow Dog Democrat living in Olympia, in the great BLUE state of Washington

I am a liberal because it is the political philosophy of freedom and equality. And I am a progressive because it is the political path to a better future. And I am a Democrat because it is the political party that believes in freedom, equality and progress. -- Digby

Friday, June 29, 2007

Shakin' The Keys

Imagine your toddler is headed right for your porn collection. One way to prevent embarrassment is to grab your keys and give them a shake to attract the attention of the toddler and distract him from what would be really embarrassing.

The Right is shakin’ their keys at us. Jingle, jingle – don’t look into those subpoenas – look at the Fairness Doctrine instead. Jingle, jingle – don’t promote “Sicko” look at Paris Hilton instead. Jingle, jingle – don’t listen to Cheney’s critics, a pregnant white girl got killed! Jingle, jingle – highest casualty rate so far in Iraq, ooh look at the shiny, noisy, shaking so called bomb in Piccadilly Circus.

Jingle, jingle . . . .

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