I Want to Join the Majority

That's it. I did everything I could. I'm exhausted. I've used up my vacation leave on this election. I've gone in debt contributing. The definition of crazy is to keep doing the same thing and expect a different outcome. I'm tired of being in the minority. So here's my new attitude:

1. Deficites are good
2. Aggressive imperial war is good
3. The Bill of Rights (except the 2nd one) are evil
4. The 10 Commandments (except that one about bearing false witness) are good
5. I will consult with my Congressman before having any medical procedure
6. If I can't afford healthcare and guarantee a healthy profit for the company offering it, tough. I deserve to be culled from the heard.
7. Taxes, except those on wages, are evil
8. All must sacrafice to guarantee high corporate devidends and high corporate executive salaries
9. Outsourcing is good
10. God made a mistake putting the oil in the Middle East and it's the white man's right to correct this error
11. The natural resources are here for us to use up
12. There is no Global Warming
13. Anwar needs to be exploited. We're wasting it otherwise
    
14. Michael Moore is evil, Bill O'Rilley is good
15. Questionning authority = treason
16. Having an opinion = evil
17. Lies = Truth
18. Coal = Clean
19. I need a weapon
20. We need to bomb countries and kill hundreds of thousands of innocents to save them
21. Free people are free to loot
22. Sneak and Peak is for my own protection
23. Gays need to be ostrasized
24. Single monthers need to be marginalized
25. Neither can ever be allowed to teach our precious children
26. White is right, all others are only right if they respect that
    
27. There is no genocide in Africa
28. AIDS is God's punishment and we shouldn't interrupt His retribution
    
29. Schools should be self supporting unless they teach Christianity
    
30. Social Security is a handout for sitting on my ass and doing nothing
31. Injured soldiers need to suck it up and quit trying to get handouts of medical care
32. Soldiers need to stop being wimps about wanting armor and ammo
    
33. My duty is to consume until I'm in debt but not to the point of bankrupt
    
34. All lawyers, except corporate lawyers, are evil
35. 150,000 votes in Ohio = mandate
36. Roads and bridges and their upkeep should be free
37. All Government is evil
38. All women, unless they are mothers, are to be marginalized

I'm sure I will be told of more truths in the near future.