My Letter to ABC "News"

ABC "News" should be ashamed of your performance at last night's "debate" -- it is obvious that your talents are better suited to hosting a humiliating game show. In case some politician is stupid enough to ever come on ABC again, please let me suggest some topics that are of immensely greater interest to us viewers:

Afghanistan
China
Civil liberties and constraints on government surveillance
Declining housing values
Decline of American manufacturing
Decline of organized labor and the working class
Domestic financial crisis
Education
Energy
Enhanced Interrogation Techniques
Global warming
Habeas Corpus
Health care
Immigration
Pakistan
Supreme Court
Terrorism
Trade
Torture
Value of the US Dollar
World food crisis

We are not the idiots you think we are. Flag pins!!? Are you crazy?